he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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