Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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