Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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