so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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