When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You dont lie about slip and slides
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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