Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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