Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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