Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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