hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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