Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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