What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
When are your genitals available?
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