I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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