whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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