I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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