hell yes lets make some ravioli
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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