Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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