Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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