Don't you send me to vm
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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