So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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