sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
please don't ironically join a cult
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