I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
