im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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