We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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