i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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