Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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