You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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