You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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