So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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