Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize
