Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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