I wannas sexs uuuuu
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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