Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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