What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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