Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
it glows. i had to have it.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Oh god it's open bar.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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