Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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