ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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