10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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