Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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