I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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