No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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