Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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