Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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