STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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