I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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