My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
