I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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