U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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