idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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