I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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