Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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