at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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